i have recently come to the realization that my perfect man may in all likelihood be gay.

i believe this because my perfect guy:

- is well dressed and clean-shaven

- is intellectual

- well educated

- is athletic

- is ambitious

- is crazy confident

- socially graceful (i.e. knows what to say to people and how to say it)

- speaks several foreign languages

- will take me to the ballet and the opera

- plays a romantic instrument (in my mind these are the violin, the cello, the flute or the piano) for me

- can cook. well.

- knows how to be aggressive when he needs to be

- is protective but not overbearing or possessive

... and of course, he would love me with all his heart, blah bla blah, etc, etc.

anyways, a lot of the stuff on this list just don't sound like a straight person. and when you look at the list as a whole ... yeah, the guy who has all these qualities could perfectly well be gay.

on another not, this is my first post in about 2 months and i chose to write trash like this!